(H) OCCUPY activists testing out a new portable Donut machine in Seattle. The machine is capable of launching 20 Donuts a minute with a range of 200ft.
Dane Bryers of Occupy Seattle stated 'We were inspired by the protesters in Quebec - with this machine we should be able to disrupt riot police actions pretty easily'.
Seattle police spokesperson Mary Quanas was outraged 'We will be monitoring any terrorist actions such as this with vigilance, and will use appropriate force to protect our officers from temptation'.
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